Penis Tales

I have a Penis! Because i am a man. The existence of a penis, attached to my body, does not make me unique, but it gives me personality. 15 cm of, strong, powerful, bold, personality. You know how people say that the dog is the mans best friend? Fuck that, the penis is the mens best friend! Imagine having a dog in your pants, or imagine putting a dog in some girls ass...that's just wrong.
I was amazed when i found out that i can use my penis for other things then pissing. I heard from older boys all kind of stories, but they only managed to make me wonder even more. All that toke an end when i had my first orgasm, it was of course self induced, the huge explosion made my balls hurt. The cum was all over my left leg, the light in the room was just wright, it was not to hot, it was not to cold, and the fact that my mother didn't walk in on me, made the moment perfect. The next 3 years, until i got 16, i invested every single moment in trying, and trying....and trying, to CUM, and the fact that every single time i was successful, gave me even more courage.
Now, 12 years later, i can say that i am a master in masturbation. If there where some awards in this domain, or at least some king of recognition, my work, hand work, would live on for eons.
I'm proud of my penis, and i am proud to say that he and my hand make a hell of a team.